It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
