Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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