loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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