doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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