you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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