Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
