i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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