wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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