I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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