it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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