U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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