We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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