I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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