do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Send help, water and tortillas.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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