told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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