I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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