Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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