This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You ate ashes out of my bong
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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