Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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