Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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