I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Damn victory sex feels great
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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