i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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