Your tits are I can't wait for
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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