Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
