yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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