Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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