That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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