And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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