her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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