jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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