Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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