For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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