Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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