Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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