love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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