glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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