It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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