may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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