I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My vagina is officially offended.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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