He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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