I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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