I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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