It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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