My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
