oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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