craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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