You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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