And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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