after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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