I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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