We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
