Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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